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salary increase
04-23-13 08:20
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I the penis, hereby request a raise in salary on the following reasons :

* I do physical labor.
* I work at great depths.
* I work in high temperatures.
* I work in a damp environment.
* I plunge head first into everything i do.
* I dont get weekends or public holidays off.
* my work exposes me to contagious diseases.
* I work in a dark work place that has poor ventilation.

Sincerely,
P.Niss
THE RESPONSE

Dear Penis,
after assessing your request, and considering the arguments that you have raised, the administration rejects your request under the following reasons :

* you are unable to work double shifts.
* you do not work 8 hour shifts.
* you will retire before your 65.
* you fall asleep after brief work periods.
* you do not always follow the orders of the management team.
* you do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
* you do not take initiative -you need to be stimulated in order to start working.
* you leave the work place rather messy at the end of your shift.
* you do not always observe necessary safety regulations, such as; wearing the required protective clothing.
* you sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed your task.
* And if that were not all, you have been constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying. two suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,
V.Gina

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