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Somebody,with out better sense, invited ex vicepresident Dick Cheney to hunting trip.
After returning home, his wife asked how did it go out in woods?
Dick answered, " oh honey it was a real thrill. We arrived to the lake at dawn and I shot whole flock of notme,s!!!"
"What in an earth are they?" His wife asked in amusement.
" I,m not sure,but when I started shooting every direction I kept hearing schreakin all around me...NOTME NOT ME NOTME ! ! ! I,m sure I got quite feuw of them!"