February 03, 2013
Farmer ordered the automatic milking-machine, the kind you hook-up in cow,s udders and with wacuum it automaticly milk,s a cow. The service man came hooked it-up and explained the procedure how to use it," just insert suction tubes in cow,s teet,s turn pump on and milking start,s automaticly." The very same night when farmer was in barn to start milking he steared the wacuum tubes and realized that the size looked correct for his penis, and since there werent anybody around he desided to give it a try. Later that night farm machine sale,s center emergecy line recieved frantic call from farmer,"there must be something wrong with this milking-mechine. I cannot turn it off!!!!!" Which service rep. Responded" no sir it is functioning perfectly fine, it is fully automatic model. It will shut-off itself when ten gallon limit is reached."