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what will be the name of our baby
A 16-year-old girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself.

Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if boys hit on her.

Her mom said, “It’s very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask him,

‘What will be the name of our baby?’ That’ll scare them off.”

So off she went. After a little while at the party, a boy started dancing with her,

and little by little he started kissing her and touching her. She asked him, “What will our baby be called?”

The boy found some excuse and disappeared. Some time later, the same thing

happened again: a boy started to kiss her neck, her shoulders… She stopped him and asked about the baby’s name, and he ran off.

Later on, another boy invited her for a walk. After a few minutes, he started kissing her, and she asked him, “What will our baby be called?”

He continued, now slowly taking her clothes off. “What will our baby be called?” she asked once more.

He began to have sex with her. “What will our baby be called?!” she asked again.

After he was done, he took off his “full” condom, gave it a knot, and said, “If he gets out of this one… David Copperfield
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rob
Feb 27, 2013 09:52 AM
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Best one I read so far lolz Thumb Up

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BluIdSoulSearcher
Feb 3, 2013 09:32 PM
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Lol!

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Corey23816
Feb 3, 2013 11:01 AM
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I need to fuck u

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Corey23816
Feb 3, 2013 10:48 AM
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I got a very nice dick

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Corey23816
Feb 3, 2013 10:42 AM
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You is so hot and can we go out

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:D hai :P
Feb 2, 2013 11:59 PM
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huh... Yawn

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PinkeyUSA
Feb 2, 2013 01:42 PM
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A 16 YEAR OLD SHOULD NOT EVEN BE THINK IF A BOY GOING TO HIT ON HER. SHE SHOULD BE THINKING OMG.IM NOT EVEN READY FOR THIS SHIT. IM TO YOUNG. I GOT ALOT TO DO WITH MY LIFE FIRST. I CANT PAY FOR FOOD CLOTHS DOCTORS FOR A CHILD YET. N THEY CRY ALL THE TIME.I WANT TO GOOUTHAVE FUN IM TO YOUNG YET. BE SMART THINK BEFORE U PLAY

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Ron Clark
Feb 2, 2013 12:49 PM
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Funny ass hell.good one

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alexrainbow219
Feb 2, 2013 10:46 AM
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Funny every time Thumb Up

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esechori707
Feb 2, 2013 09:06 AM
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Jugana man

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H.B.J
Feb 2, 2013 05:19 AM
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I luv it but my phone didn't translate it very well for some reason

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kato
Feb 2, 2013 04:00 AM
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Finally a good fucking joke good job feita lol

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Heset
Feb 1, 2013 07:50 PM
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Very nice


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dixo2006
Feb 1, 2013 05:55 PM
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Cheer

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