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A WOMAN IN A BAR SAYS SHE WANTS PLASTIC SURGERY TO ENLARGE HER BREASTS. HER HUSBAND TELLS HER "HEY U DONT NEED SURGERY FOR THAT. I KNO HOW TO DO IT WITH OUT SURGERY."

THE LADY ASK,"HOW WOULD THAT BE?"

"JUST RUB TOILET PAPER BETWEEN THEM."

STARTLED THE LADY ASKS, "HOW DOES THAT MAKE THEM BIGGER?"

"I DONT KNO, BUT IT WORKED FOR UR ASS."