MY JOURNALS

My Facebook statuses 4
OXYMORONS:
"Reality television"
"Act naturally"
"Original copy"
"Thinking outloud"
"Really fake"
"Crooked line"
"Seriously funny"
"Mexican American"


I think hell will be a lot like going into work one day and never being allowed to leave.


You think that when Jesus was nervous about preaching to people who didn't want to hear his message he asked himself "What would Kanye do?"


I was in the hospital for three days and they charged me $400 just for nurse care!
I didn't know spongebaths were $30 each!!


An angry mother a cold glass of water = The greatest alarm clock known to man


When I was younger I used to love "pop-up books."
Playboy, Victoria Secret, whatever I could get my hands on...
JOURNAL COMMENTS (1-7)

Hope
Feb 11, 2012 09:00 PM
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haha

Lee
Feb 10, 2012 08:31 AM
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Yeah. and you didn't get them, so move on

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Lee
Feb 9, 2012 08:38 PM
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I post several jokes a day on Facebook. If you would like to friend me pm me

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Lee
Feb 9, 2012 11:09 AM
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They're not just my Facebook statuses, they're my jokes. "Loser"? That hurts my feelings, why you so mad gramps?

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Twiztidd1
Feb 9, 2012 09:53 AM
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Who cares about Facebook stats, loser.

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marly
Feb 8, 2012 10:53 PM
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They were all good, but I liked the last 1 best. I thought, So thats where hes been- the new Cosmo just came out.

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Anthony
Feb 8, 2012 04:21 PM
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First ! "Yo Jews, I know you're busy, an Imma let you finish, but..."

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