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A young guy graduated from the university of Arkansas with a degree in journalism.His first assignment,for the newspaper that hired him,was to write a human interest story.Being from Arkansas,he went way back in the country to do his research.He went to an old farmhouse,introduced himself to the old farmer and proceeded to explained why he was there.
The young guy asked,"Was there anything that has happened,that made you happy?"
The old farmer thought for a minute,then said,"A neighbor lost a sheep once,so we formed a search party and when we found it,we all shagged it,then we took it home!"
"I can't print that!"the young guy exclaimed."Was there anything else that happened,that made you or a lot of others happy?"
The farmer thinks again,then says,"Yep,one time a neighbors young,good looking daughter got lost,so we form a very large search party and when we found her,we all screwed her then took her home!"
"Again,"says the young guy,getting frustrated,"I can't print that! How about something that made you really,really sad then?"
The old farmer replied,with a tear in his eye,"Yep,I got fucking lost,once!!!"