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Admit it. How many of you, when you were kids, thought that up until around the 1950s the whole world was in black and white. lol


Me: *Loud sneeze*
Dog: *Jumps up* what was that?!! You ok?
Cat: *Hauls ass* Run for your life!!
Me: What a pussy (~_~)


Good days are as rare to me as high school diplomas are to Jersey Shore.


Dating someone for their physical attraction or social status is like buying a Wolf for pet. It's beautiful to look at, and great to brag about, but 9 times out of 10 it'll bite you in the ass.


People who annoy me for no reason whatsoever:
1. Guys over the age of 17 who still ride skateboards.
2. Girls over the age of 15 who cry when they fall.
3. Anyone in traffic who isn't me.
4. White guys with dreadlocks who aren't homeless.
5. Middle-aged adults who have no children yet still go to highschool football games and yell at the players.
6. Anyone in front of me in a long line.


You know what I hate? Rhetorical questions! Why would you ask a question without expecting an answer?
JOURNAL COMMENTS (1-6)

Lee
Feb 5, 2012 06:55 AM
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Yeah I know where you live bc I know your mom. Real nice lady, and a deepthroat natural. But I don't have to tell you, you already know what I'm talkin about don't you motherfucker? Lol

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[9][K][R][O][M][E]
Feb 4, 2012 11:35 PM
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I'm right here in Myrtle Beach SC... got a bottle of chlorine for the gene pool.


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Lee
Feb 2, 2012 07:26 AM
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Everyone ignore the shit talking redneck below me. He's one of those internet badasses who ain't afraid to speak his mind, just so long as he's 1000 miles away.

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[9][K][R][O][M][E]
Feb 2, 2012 04:29 AM
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Gene pool still needs even more chlorine...

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Porkchop 313rd
Jan 31, 2012 08:57 PM
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Haha..anyone who's in traffic besides me..yes

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marly
Jan 29, 2012 08:13 PM
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Adults into cartoon characters.

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