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Admit it. How many of you, when you were kids, thought that up until around the 1950s the whole world was in black and white. lol


Me: *Loud sneeze*
Dog: *Jumps up* what was that?!! You ok?
Cat: *Hauls ass* Run for your life!!
Me: What a pussy (~_~)


Good days are as rare to me as high school diplomas are to Jersey Shore.


Dating someone for their physical attraction or social status is like buying a Wolf for pet. It's beautiful to look at, and great to brag about, but 9 times out of 10 it'll bite you in the ass.


People who annoy me for no reason whatsoever:
1. Guys over the age of 17 who still ride skateboards.
2. Girls over the age of 15 who cry when they fall.
3. Anyone in traffic who isn't me.
4. White guys with dreadlocks who aren't homeless.
5. Middle-aged adults who have no children yet still go to highschool football games and yell at the players.
6. Anyone in front of me in a long line.


You know what I hate? Rhetorical questions! Why would you ask a question without expecting an answer?