MY JOURNALS
SAD NEWS.
January 28, 2012
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
Community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and Trauma complications from being repeatedly poked in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of
... Celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
Butterworth,
Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
Twinkies ,
And Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy
as a
Man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Born and bread in
Minnesota ,
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled
with
Turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of
his
Dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he
Still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for
Millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John
Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He
is
Also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the
Occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else.
They may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.
