My Facebook statuses 2
They say there's someone for everyone, but with 6,986,990,072 people in the world I have a better chance of being struck by lightning 24,950 times than I have of finding "the one". But hey, anything can happen right? (-_-)

Having a child doesn't make you a father anymore than having a horse makes you a cowboy.

"Annoying orange" should be renamed to "Annoying imbecile's witless idea of comedy" a title that could also be adopted by "Fred"

“It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.” YEAH, Try telling that to the half eaten Chihuahua that attacked my German Shepherd...

I was sitting in my room thinking about how much a Giraffe looks like a giant baby Deer and a Leopard. And about how I dislike people on Facebook who waste my time with pointless status updates. Then I thought well two can play that game, So I wrote this....

Feb 2, 2012 04:26 AM
Looks like the gene pool needs sum chlorine...

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Jan 29, 2012 11:09 PM
17 people think so. And then there', haha.

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Jan 29, 2012 09:52 PM
that was really funny Yelling

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Jan 29, 2012 02:22 PM
Dude these are really funny

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