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Had a great time at the movies last night with my girl. And by "movies" I mean house...and by "girl" I mean cat...


I don't like small spaces.


88% of all ninjas are under the age of thirteen. 7% are over the age of thirty five. And 100% still live at home with their parents.


My girlfriend is threatening to leave me because of my "strange analogies"...
She's acting like a chicken nugget in a lamp factory.


Needs advice now!!
Is it racist to tell a b1ack friend that when he's breakdancing he looks like an "epileptic monkey"?


If I have brown eyes, and you have blue eyes, and Joey's uncle's cousin's babysitter's daughter has astigmatism, what's the distance to the Moon in meters divided by the square root of pi?
I hated highschool (~_~)
JOURNAL COMMENTS (1-6)

casper1
Feb 2, 2012 11:52 PM
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Confused

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[9][K][R][O][M][E]
Jan 29, 2012 01:25 AM
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Short bus rida fo sho...


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Lee
Jan 28, 2012 11:56 AM
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@cam they're better than your jokes, oh wait you don't have any jokes, or friends, or journals. keep trolling, its all your good for.

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CaM
Jan 28, 2012 11:29 AM
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Stupid joke..

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marly
Jan 28, 2012 05:26 AM
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P.s. I think the answer to the last question is "garlic"

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marly
Jan 28, 2012 05:24 AM
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Lee, this is very funny stuff! No surprise. It made me feel like an ashtray at a congressional filibuster.

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