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Single woman's bedtime prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep. Please don't send me no more creeps. Please just send me one good man, one without a wedding band. One good man who's sweet as pie, who brushes his teeth and doesn't lie. Who dresses neat and doesn't smell and is sexy like my man denzel. Is super rich like michael j, on second thought, thats okay. Man if I should die before I wake, that would truly take the cake; no matrimony or honey moon, no fancy reception planned for june, no throwing of the wedding bouquet. Please god, don't let me go out that way. If I die before I meet mr right I won't go without a fight. But then again with my luck, he'd probably be just some schmuck. The single life is not that bad, I know its just a passing fad. I wont be blue, I will not frown besides, I like my toilet seat down. No more makeup, wont comb my hair so never mind this stupid prayer. The single life will do just fine. So whats up girlfriends? ITS PARTY TIME :-D
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marly
Jan 31, 2012 11:45 PM
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My friend, Nancy liked this and she is very hard to please, plus she is fighting with her Phil (a hard drinking man) so this is a double like!

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Margarita correa
Jan 26, 2012 09:41 PM
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Lmao! Nice Thumb Up

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Goddessofdawn25
Jan 26, 2012 08:38 PM
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Lol Thumb Up I like it

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PuDDiN
Jan 26, 2012 05:58 PM
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i heard that once before but bout ten years ago. its a good one. www.funnydelight.com use to be the best site for that

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MglMdrn1921
Jan 26, 2012 02:15 PM
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Can you create a single man's Prayer? Sure would place you in the "Hall Of Fame" of poets, comedy, etc..

guadalupeaguilar
Jan 26, 2012 01:34 PM
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Bello ? Welcome

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lee kyi
Jan 26, 2012 04:09 AM
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Wow good

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Chikka/903
Jan 25, 2012 11:50 PM
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I luv it ,,lol

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Lil fred
Jan 25, 2012 11:13 PM
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Was up Love

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