Last Visit: 11/24/2014


Song (in tune to I will survive
At first I was afraid, I was petrified when you said you had ten inches lord I almost died, but I spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong and knew that I could take you on.

But here you are, another lie, I was ready for a big mac and you bought me a french fry, I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream, should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans.

Go on now go, walk out that door, dont you promise me ten inches then turn up with only four. Were'nt you the prat to think I wouldnt find you out, dont you know we're only joking when we say size doesnt count.

I will survive, I will survive as long as I have batteries my sex lifes gonna thrive, I will always have good sex with a handful of latex I will survive, I will survive hey hey :-D

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