MY JOURNALS

Song (in tune to I will survive
At first I was afraid, I was petrified when you said you had ten inches lord I almost died, but I spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong and knew that I could take you on.

But here you are, another lie, I was ready for a big mac and you bought me a french fry, I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream, should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans.

Go on now go, walk out that door, dont you promise me ten inches then turn up with only four. Were'nt you the prat to think I wouldnt find you out, dont you know we're only joking when we say size doesnt count.

I will survive, I will survive as long as I have batteries my sex lifes gonna thrive, I will always have good sex with a handful of latex I will survive, I will survive hey hey :-D
JOURNAL COMMENTS (1-10)

sillY RabbiT
Jan 28, 2012 04:00 AM
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ROTFLOL "i will survive" would have been much better if these were the lyrics used! Clap

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Ineedromance
Jan 25, 2012 12:59 AM
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no fair.... lmao Grin

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marly
Jan 24, 2012 05:25 PM
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Rock on u rock! So funny! Thumb Up

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alan
Jan 24, 2012 10:24 AM
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If we all had 10 inches women would want 20 inches then someones leg and then a scion women r never satisfied Laughing

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H.B.J
Jan 24, 2012 08:52 AM
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Can U take 10 inches????

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Boo Blayzinn' Bitxchhh
Jan 24, 2012 03:04 AM
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Lmmfaoooooooo:)

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casper1
Jan 24, 2012 02:57 AM
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Excited funny as fuck

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SkillKill-DragonKnight*(Mage)* ['-']
Jan 23, 2012 11:37 PM
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ROTFLOL Laughing that was a great pardoy Thumb Down i want more! lol

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Unidentified Flying Studimeyer
Jan 23, 2012 11:17 PM
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Lmao that was too funny

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sassymay
Jan 23, 2012 10:57 PM
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Haha i love it

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