MY JOURNALS
2nd joke of the day
January 22, 2012
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she is driving a car. An old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me, Ma'am but you were speeding. Can I see your driver's license?"
She digs around in her purse and pulls out a candy wrapper and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way.
Up and down the halls she goes again. Again the same old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me, Ma'am but I saw you cross the center line back there. Can I see your registration, please?"
She digs around in her purse a little and pulls out a store receipt and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way. She zooms up and down the halls weaving all over.
As she comes to the old man's room again, he jumps out. He is stark naked and he has an erection! The old lady looks up and says, "Oh no, not the Breathalyzer again!"
