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Another dumb blonde joke
A blond goes into a worldwide message center
to send a message to her mother in Poland.
When the man tells her that it will cost her
$300, she exclaims," I don't have that much
money. I'll do anything to get a message to my
mother!"
To that the man asks, "Anything?"
And the blond says, "Yes, anything!"
With that the man says, "Follow me."
He walks into the next room and tells her,
"Come in and close the door."
She does this and then he says, "Get on your
knees."
She does. He then says, "Take down my
zipper."
She does. Then he says, "Go ahead, take it
out."
With that, she takes it out and holds it with
both hands. And then the man says somewhat
impatiently, "Well, go ahead!"
She then brings her mouth closer to it, and
while holding it very closely to her lips, she
says," Hello, Mom?"
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Youngc9
Jan 10, 2012 12:21 AM
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Lol this joke had me rolling

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i love my BOOO:)
Jan 9, 2012 11:07 PM
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LMFAO I AINT EVEN LIKE DAT,BUT DANGG DAT'S FUNNI

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Sk!ttL3z23
Jan 8, 2012 02:53 PM
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great joke. Never heard that one before. Thumb Up

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