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The Bride Tells Her Husband
The bride tells her husband

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY!
JOURNAL COMMENTS (1-10)

swagger ®©¶$$$
Feb 29, 2012 07:42 AM
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~~~~ awkward ~~~~

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Darrion
Jan 8, 2012 03:03 PM
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Very funny ok?

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Shelda
Jan 8, 2012 03:07 AM
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Woooooooooooow Laughing

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Ms.Wronqq24
Jan 6, 2012 10:44 PM
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Now dat was corny

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~sexy ashley~
Jan 6, 2012 10:11 PM
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Lmao RUDEE lol

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bea74
Jan 6, 2012 09:26 PM
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That's funny I like it

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H.B.J
Jan 6, 2012 06:48 PM
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Cool. He shoulda told her to capture the prisoner and hold him down....

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Angelas635
Jan 6, 2012 05:22 PM
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That is funny

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Samuel Anderson
Jan 6, 2012 04:53 PM
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That joke was really funny

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et_justin53
Jan 6, 2012 02:07 PM
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that's funny Grin

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